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I was out weedeating the lawn listening to this when I suddenly tripped and fell.
Well the fucking weedeater sliced a gashing wound into my leg. My neighbors saw this and called 911. When the paramedics arrived they found me wriggling on the ground with headphones still on. They attempted to provide emergent care but I adamantly refused and said, "just let me enjoy this album, its the only pain killer I need, thanks."
Crestfallen, they left while I bled to death.
Mmm, such a good album! Obstacle of Affliction